On Sunday, I'm going to share a TROUBLING email I got from Les about a quote he got from a major gutter guard company. I want to create a comprehensive report on WHAT GUTTER GUARDS cost INSTALLED but once again I need your help. Have you received a recent quote to have gutter guards installed? […]
You might be a brand new subscriber. I’m so glad you’re here. You should know that this could be the most unusual newsletter I’ve ever produced in the twenty-four years I’ve been publishing them. Please bear with me and next Sunday you’ll see a normal one. Are you a long-time or recent subscriber? I’m sure […]
I know, you’re a seasoned subscriber and you might be miffed that I devote this top spot to welcome new subscribers. Rest assured; I appreciate your loyalty! But if you’re a new subscriber in the past six days, welcome! I hope I can save you scads of money and time with tips you’ll find here. […]
Greetings and salutations! Are you one of the nearly 100 new subscribers in the past seven days? Welcome! I reserve this top spot in the newsletter to honor your presence. You, though, might have been with me so long that you remember the mind-blowing column and illustration I created that caused your jaw to drop. […]
“Bad form!” Nice try! You almost slithered past me while I was distracted. Next time, try using some PAM on a piece of plastic - you’ll make far less noise. I know, you’re a little shy and you’re one of my newest subscribers, right? I always love to greet new subscribers and this is where […]
Hah loooo, as Winnie the Pooh would say! Are you a brand-new subscriber? I thought so. This top spot in the newsletter is a place of honor, and it’s reserved for you. Thanks for subscribing. You, though, could be a long-standing subscriber. Tell me, do you recall the video I recorded that shows the secret […]
You know that old saying, "Be careful what you wish for." It's TRUE! I asked you yesterday what you want to clean. I was inundated with responses on this page. I decided to create a NEW VIDEO for you and I just uploaded it. But before you watch it, allow me to share one thing. […]
If you just subscribed, this is NOT a normal newsletter. I'm about to start writing a SHORT FREE eBook sharing with you all of my Deep Cleaning Tips & Secrets. But I want to know what you would like to see in the eBook. What questions do you have about cleaning? What do you have […]
Well, I’ll be gosh-darned. Dag nabbit, I’m certain you must be a new subscriber! This top spot in my newsletter is reserved seating for you. Put your real estate in a comfy chair and strap yourself in. While the ride won’t be as exciting as the Wild Mouse at Coney Island in Cincinnati, Ohio was […]
The STAIN SOLVER Sale ends in 6 hours. (It ended at midnight on Sunday, August 9, 2020.) FACT: The first thing I'm doing in the morning, and it will be very early, is to raise the prices of STAIN SOLVER. Yes, I'm sorry, but I'm taking away from you the sale price. Everything has to […]